You might be a redneck if you think the last words to “The Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

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April 23rd, 2008
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A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!”

The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered.

The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man’s thumb with it as hard as he could.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” the man yelled.

“Good, good,” the doctor said. “Come back tomorrow and we’ll work on the ‘B’.”

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April 10th, 2008
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The Japanese have finally revealed a mystery for you. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse? Haven’t you ever wondered how it works? Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes apparent. Click on the link below and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download and when it appears, slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle and you will see how the magic works. Follow this link and find out the truth:

CLICK HERE –> http://www.1-click.jp/

July 16th, 2007
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