Q: What is the difference between a Bulgarian and a Hungarian?
A: They will both sell you their grandmother!
Q: I fail to see the difference.
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to “The Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his [...]
